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Well I just got back a few days ago from Victoria, so I guess I'll tell ya guys how it went.
First things first. We were in the waiting room (for the ferry that you have to take to get to Vancouver Island) playing cards. I heard a slurping sound beside me. I turned my head and saw a gigantic man munching on a gigantic tomato. He was eating it just like an apple. He soon finished the tomato. He licked each finger (well sorta stuck them in his mouth and sucked the juice off of them) then wiped his gigantic face with a gigantic napkin.I thought that was kinda weird and went back to my game. Then I heard a crunchy munchy sound beside me, and looked over and saw that the gigantic man was eating a normal-sized pear. I watched him eat the pear, then lick each finger, one by one, then smear the napkin accross his face and reach into a zip-lock bag and pull out a plum (which reminds me of the poem about Little Jack Horner, but that is kinda irrelavent because this guy WASN'T little). He ate his plum just as obnoxiously as he had the tomato and the pear. I looked away in disgust (and also because I was loosing at the card game). Then I smelled an orangy smell and sure enough-- the gigantic man had bitten off a piece of the orange and was slowly and maticulously picking off the peel and all those little white bits. Then he stuffed the orange into his face. I had just about had enough at this point. Just as I was wondering if he had any more fruit in his pocket, he pulled out a gigantic yellow banana (I guess I don't really need to say it was yellow, but I thought I would clarify just in case you thought it was blue or something). He mushed the banana in a giganticly gross manner. Then he gathered up all the peals, put them in the zip-lock bag and giganticly walked over to the garbage can.
I couldn't believe it. He had just eaten almost every kind of fruit on the planet. He had eaten a banana. He had eaten a plum. He had eaten a pear. And he had eaten a tomato (which is a fuit, not a vegetable as some people think).
And that was the end of that.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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you go slow at first climbing up a very steep hill then you go down super super fast down a VERY steep hill and you do this many times exepet you dont go slow of the hills. and if you sit at the back you fly out of your seat and get airborn which was sooo cool! if you remember the salt and pepper shaker the next ride is allmost like that exepet way bigger! the rides called the "REVELATION"( for this one I had to pay ten bucks cuz it only holds 4 people)
all the ride is is a big poll thing spinning around up and down so you just free fall to the ground but insted of hitting it you glide right by it! its so scary! now I have to one say that the bumper cars rocked so much! they were really in my top 5.
The next tide i'll tell you about is just how it looks
thats right you go straight up at 75 kph then you free fall back towards the ground. it feels like you left your insides at the buttom! now Im going to tell you the one I HATED the most 